OBAMA: “School Crossing Guards Should Be Sexier”

Washington| The President of the United States has made a formal televised speech on the economy this morning, adressing the nation to call for improvement on the the employement front and to encourage americans to make small gestures to help the moral of the nation.

Some of the efforts demanded by M. Obama have really surprised politicians and experts alike by their “originality”, notably a suggestion to school crossing guards to “dress up a little kinky and show a little more skin” to “help americans forget their troubles”.

Many republican congressmen and senators have manifested their digust and frustration with the President’s suggestions, calling them “moronic”, “despicable”, even “blasphematory”.